If someone speaks out about an injustice, and your reply is to belittle what they have said by speaking about a completely separate issue that you feel is a greater injustice, you are wrong by default.
Life isn’t a fucking contest of who gets screwed over the worst.
Stop fucking doing that.
Tumblr has been an eye-opening experience for me.
I have always been (and continue to be) a very liberal Democrat. I’m an unapologetic atheist, I don’t really believe in my country or my government, and I recognize many of the injustices in the United States and the world.
That being said, Tumblr has taught me that some people in on the left wing/social justice side of our political spectrum can be just as hypocritical and full of shit as their right wing counterparts.
As a liberal, I’m sad to admit that we have our own equivalent of Fox News, and it consists almost entirely of bloggers.
Ancient Egyptians had proctologists. Their name for them translates to “shepherd of the anus.” Source
I almost wish I could go back in time, study my ass off and become a proctologist, just so I could have a Shepherd Of The Anus poster in my waiting room.
I have to deal with assholes at work anyway, so I might as well have cartoon Egyptian Jesus poster.
And with a last name like Schweitzer, I could be the German Shepherd of the Anus.
This just keeps getting better. Where’s that freakin flux capacitor???
Ok, I don’t remember this at all, and I played a hell of a lot of Mario and ate a ton of cupcakes.
Ok, I know that I’m late on this (like I am with most movies and television shows), but I just saw Machete Kills for the first time tonight, and this may be the greatest movie of the god damned 21st century.
Captain Trips was discovered today in East Texas.